the twelfth doctor giving advice about the weeping angels
Wheatley parked himself in the sink and Angie got really offended
penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs
Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
I fucking choked on my tea
Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
My brother is putting Christmas lights up and the cat jumped on the roof.
Now he’s singing “The Circle of Life.”
I want to marry your brother.
at New York’s Worlds,
and around my deck of cards,
my fingers were curled.
I faced none other than,
Magic’s Lead Designer,
you know him as MaRo,
or “Mark” to be finer.
I managed a win,
a feat quite indeed,
and for it he gave me,
a Gifts Given promo: I squeed.
and every year since,
we’ve made a promo card,
and likely every year hence.
My poem ends soon,
with its rhymes quite slant,
I try as I might,
But my rhythm is scant.
This isn’t for pain,
nor to cause any fear,
but actually to share,
the new promo for this year.
Plays enchantment where you can’t take combat damage. AHAHAHHAHA now you can’t open the booster I got you
Showing your friends Doctor Who
I’m now in love with adorable old man Colin Baker.
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
Gotta love dat closed captioning
holy shit dude
If you don’t know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first to prove on many occasions that he understood the meaning behind the words he said.
With that in mind, just think about what he said for a sec. Alex had to understand on some level that death means leaving. That’s fucking mindblowing.
Alex also was shown to have the intelligence of a young child, anywhere from 3 to 5 years old. He could do basic addition and subtraction, and independently taught himself the concept of zero (something that most CIVILIZATIONS couldn’t do!) He had a vocabulary of thousands of words, some of which he made up himself, and had deep interpersonal bonds with many scientists and trainers, as well as other parrots.
Alex the parrot is basically the coolest bird ever.
animals are often smarter than you think. There is/was a gorilla they taught sign language to. And one day she asked for a kitten. they gave her a stuffed animal but she signed sad. She wanted a real one. She was allowed to choose one from a litter.
She named it All Ball and she loved it.
Except one day All Ball escaped from the cage and was hit by a car. And this shows you just how much animals can understand. They signed what had happened but didn’t think the gorilla would understand. But she started making weeping, howling/crying sounds and the signs for bad, sad, etc.
And then “Sleep, cat”. She understood death.
She’s had two kittens since then.
Animals understand more than you think. Depends on the animal, yes.
Crying because of all ball
obviously the most important part is that i share a name with the world’s coolest/smartest parrot
Well fuck me in the feels